Hello (Mercury) – Adele Song Parody

[To be sung to Adele’s “Hello”]

Hello, Mercury.
You and Venus are so very hot, but she is more gassy,
Not like the others, like Mars and Earth,
They are the planets where you likely find live things and birth.

Hello, Jupiter,
I help Saturn’s icy rings shine in the universe.
And Asteriods are not a disease,
They spin around just like planets, except with holes like cheese

There’s such a difference between us
200,000 light years wide.

Hello from the Milky side
200,000 light years wide
And this whole galaxy, is moving through space
At 340 per second, it can win any race

Hello from the Solar side,
400 Billion stars outside,
And that’s only the size of our Milky Way,
There are million billion more stars in the way in our home.

Hello, Uranus?
It’s so typical of children to make fun of butts,
I know, Neptune is laughing
But at least folks can recall you, Neptune’s always last

It’s no secret that all of us,
Are missing Pluto right now.

Hello from the Milky side,
200,000 light years wide
And this whole galaxy, is moving through space
At 340 per second, it can win any race

Hello from the Solar side,
400 Billion stars outside,
And that’s only the size of our Milky Way,
There are million billion more stars in the way in our home.

– Ren Louis

Hello (Bernie) – Adele Song Parody

[To be sung to Adele’s “Hello”]

Hello, Bernie.
I was wondering if before you make a promise you can’t keep,
To go over every crime
I’ve seen against some people who have dark brown skin like me.

Hello, can you see me?
I’m in New York City dreaming about how to live in peace.
If you’re in the White House, or Hillary,
Will I be racially equivalent and get a seat?

There’s such a difference between us
It’s a million miles.

Hello from the black side,
I’ve tried to vote a thousand times,
Well Whites should be sorry for everything that they’ve done
They shrink my vote district, and pretend it’s not wrong

We live on the impoverished side,
Some people say we haven’t tried,
The U.S. should be sorry for everything that it’s done
Just like a small child who breaks something then runs to its home.

Hello, how are you?
It’s so typical of my race to talk about ourselves I’m sorry.
I’m broke, it feels like hell
Will I ever make an equal wage, or get a nice apartment?

It’s no secret that the both of us,
Are victims of a crime.

So, Hello from the black side,
I’ve tried to vote a thousand times,
Well Whites should be sorry for everything that they’ve done
They shrink my vote district, and pretend it’s not wrong

We live on the impoverished side,
Some people say we haven’t tried
The U.S. should be sorry for everything that it’s done
Just like a small child who breaks something then runs to its home.

– Ren Louis
#BlackLivesMatter