Hello (Bernie) – Adele Song Parody

[To be sung to Adele’s “Hello”]

Hello, Bernie.
I was wondering if before you make a promise you can’t keep,
To go over every crime
I’ve seen against some people who have dark brown skin like me.

Hello, can you see me?
I’m in New York City dreaming about how to live in peace.
If you’re in the White House, or Hillary,
Will I be racially equivalent and get a seat?

There’s such a difference between us
It’s a million miles.

Hello from the black side,
I’ve tried to vote a thousand times,
Well Whites should be sorry for everything that they’ve done
They shrink my vote district, and pretend it’s not wrong

We live on the impoverished side,
Some people say we haven’t tried,
The U.S. should be sorry for everything that it’s done
Just like a small child who breaks something then runs to its home.

Hello, how are you?
It’s so typical of my race to talk about ourselves I’m sorry.
I’m broke, it feels like hell
Will I ever make an equal wage, or get a nice apartment?

It’s no secret that the both of us,
Are victims of a crime.

So, Hello from the black side,
I’ve tried to vote a thousand times,
Well Whites should be sorry for everything that they’ve done
They shrink my vote district, and pretend it’s not wrong

We live on the impoverished side,
Some people say we haven’t tried
The U.S. should be sorry for everything that it’s done
Just like a small child who breaks something then runs to its home.

– Ren Louis
#BlackLivesMatter

 

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