[To be sung to Adele’s “Hello”]
Hello, Mercury.
You and Venus are so very hot, but she is more gassy,
Not like the others, like Mars and Earth,
They are the planets where you likely find live things and birth.
Hello, Jupiter,
I help Saturn’s icy rings shine in the universe.
And Asteriods are not a disease,
They spin around just like planets, except with holes like cheese
There’s such a difference between us
200,000 light years wide.
Hello from the Milky side
200,000 light years wide
And this whole galaxy, is moving through space
At 340 per second, it can win any race
Hello from the Solar side,
400 Billion stars outside,
And that’s only the size of our Milky Way,
There are million billion more stars in the way in our home.
Hello, Uranus?
It’s so typical of children to make fun of butts,
I know, Neptune is laughing
But at least folks can recall you, Neptune’s always last
It’s no secret that all of us,
Are missing Pluto right now.
Hello from the Milky side,
200,000 light years wide
And this whole galaxy, is moving through space
At 340 per second, it can win any race
Hello from the Solar side,
400 Billion stars outside,
And that’s only the size of our Milky Way,
There are million billion more stars in the way in our home.
– Ren Louis
Race Against Race! 